FYI.....Closed for Relocation & Remodel...

Here are just a few quick bullets to get you guys all up to speed...ready...set.....GO:

• Yes, I have made a career change...(i.e. new job) SO....my previous email will no longer be effective. Email me at home until I get set in my new workplace ...or text me....you know I go crazy over text!
• I will be on vacation the last week of May. Farmer Phil has decided that we ARE going to remodel part of the house .....SO ...I have 3 rooms of furniture and other crap to move in 5 days....any volunteer help is welcome.
• Saw the new 'Indiana Jones" movie....it was the first one I did not get to see with my Dad. Hummm...makes me feel somewhat sad.
• Farmer Phil.....is not well.....his stomach is a total mess. The gastrointerologist told us he had not seen a stomach lining so bad except.....in people who were LACTOS INTOLERANT....( Did I mention we own a dairy farm??) Phil drinks (or drank) a gallon of milk a DAY....well...not anymore. NO MILK, SODA or CHOCOLATE.....if it was not for ummmm ya know....Farmer Phil would have not EXCITEMENT!
• I want to say thank you again to all my friends who have tolerated me these last few months!
• Cross Canadian Ragweed WEDNESDAY night TOTALLY FREE!!! COLUMBIA!!!! Hells YEAH!
• Well post some pics this week while I am on the Farm! I have a NEW favorite piece of farm equipment to show you........OK that is not a cheap pick up line, BUT sure that Farmer Phil has tried to use it!!!

A little SHOUT OUT!

This is just a little shout out to everyone who reads my blog! You guys rock. My counter has been going crazy this week with the number of hits and the people who read Down on the Dairy!

Glad you all enjoy it! At least I hope that is why you visit rather than the freakishness or for the stalking factor! HA

So glad you enjoy

YOU BET!

ALL the women who work in agriculture ARE this hot! OK, so the I was not looking my best. It was a birthday party I was NOT to miss. I warned everyone I looked and smelled like "an eight-grade gym class"...the girls claimed "they like the way sweaty boys smell, so there I was....right after the gym....go figure......NOTE TO SELF: If the sign on the door says "FIRE EXIT ALARM WILL SOUND" do not try extra hard to open the door. GO AROUND!

Cleaning Out the Drama Closet

Anyone, who has spent any amount of time with me knows I am a somewhat fun individual. Not generally mean and hateful ( unless so provoked) and would be quite content in life simply being the "life of the party". As I have blogged I have been in a funk....reason.....simply too much drama.

There was a time in my life when I felt I could change the world and make a difference. I was firefighter/EMT, worked in a couple hospitals, scrapped people off of
I-70, yadda yadda. Did I save some people? Maybe. Did I make people feel better? Sometimes.
Did I make a difference in this world ...? Maybe for a brief moment in someones life.
All of my various jobs before I got married worked in this fashion. The biggest difference I made in this world? My children. They are the reason I:
1. Drink heavily....just to calm my nerves to realize how fast they are growing up!
2. Get out of the bed every morning....usually because some other than the husband is in it.
3. Lock the bathroom door...I still like some privacy and do not want to disappoint the girls with what they may look like naked in their old coug age.
4. Eat food in the car....it is not because I am hungry but when I want a candy bar I want to eat the whole thing and NOT share, ok?
5. Watch The Learning Channel and the Discovery Channel.....do you really think I watch these for entertainment value? I watch them because the bleep out the "f" word I very rarely have to explain anything. ( IE "Mom, why is that girl sticking her tongue in that boys mouth" that sort of thing!)
MY kids folks that is why I am letting it all go. Anything bad...check out the window. Depression....medication...check and mate so gone gone gone. Long sad pissy face.....hello botox so lets use it girls!! Personal problems that I can not change or make better or fix.....gone.
Today I am happy to have the fun group of friends I blog and drink with. I nice house and great farm. Sweet new cat and great dogs. Sephora. And most of all....Farmer Phil.

I feel like a Million $$$ and Thank you my friends...

And like beautiful rays of sunlight,

my gloomy month has turned for the RIGHT!

What happed to me might you ask?

Explaining it all would be a task!

But GOOD change is coming down the line!

And Let me tell you, it's JUST in time!

Can't tell you now kids, what goodness is in store,

However in a few days I will tell you more.

To all my friends who have listened to me bitch,

Your friendship alone has made me rich.

The best friends in life to me you are,

and my dear friend Sarah, I owe you by far!

See you soon.....:)

So it's Tuesday....

Now, I saw this picture and I immediatley saw flaws! One, we all KNOW this is not a lion...it is the beloved COUGAR puma concolor. Two, with that being said, she would not be dinning on said zebra or gazelle.

Non-the-less, love the idea. For my life the caption would be

"Hmmm..the St James wine looks good, but it's

not cold......

...maybe I'll go for the new Port I bought today..."

Had some t-shirts designed for Michaels Little League team.

To me is says:

"Yeah, we're all alter boys but we can still kick your butt".

Weekend recap!

Here I sit, about to type,

watching day turn into night.

The feeding,cleaning, milking done,

as well, all the weekend fun.

Too fast I say this weekend went,

back to work I so lament.

So here some pics of days well spent.

Thank you all my friends who let me

vent!